Rule #1
”It’s always fun being snogged by Billie Piper”
”Screen kisses? I love them. Especially when with David”
Fatherhood a la Benedict Cumberbatch
Kid: Uh, dad?
Benedict: *looks up from book* Hm?
Kid: I found pictures of you online
Benedict: *smiling* Yes, well, that's to be expected.
Kid: No, like. Of you and uncle Martin.
Benedict: *still acting innocent* Well of course.
Kid: Dad, it's fanart where you're having sex.
Benedict: Dammit.
Kid: Dad?
Benedict: Do you see why I didn't want you having access to the internet?
Kid: ...



